| Logro | Descripción |
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| Face Infectors | Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
| Essence of Pigeon | Spray 3 people with pheromones |
| Data mole | Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
| Spongiform Encephalopathy | Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
| Don't Get Involved | Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
| But She Can Fly... | Win a round of pillow fight |
| Bloody Mary On The Rocks | Serve a bloody mary |
| Breaking The Mold | |
| Saliva Surrogate | Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
| Long Distance Charges | Dial all phone menu options |
| Hasselhoff In A Pinch | Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
| Exume To Consume | Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
| Conversationalist | Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
| Insurance Premiums Increase | Shatter all vases in the shop |
| DJ Compact Disc Jockey | Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad |
| Clean As A Whistle | Find and utilize a bidet |
| Verbal Morality Statute | Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
| Around The World In 80 Puns | Visit all travel destinations in the world |
| Heroine Chic | Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
| Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer | Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
| A Kissenger For All Seasons | Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
| Serious Degaussing Skills | Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
| Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty | Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
| Polyplegic | Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
